5 Things That I’ll Buy After I Graduate

In less than 3 weeks, my life as a student will officially be over. With that, here are the five things that I’ll buy once I graduate:

1. A Phi Kappa Phi lifetime membership

What does Phi Kappa Phi do? I don’t know, except I’ll have Hilary Clinton, Philippine President Fidel Ramos and other famous people as ‘orgmates’. I’ll be eligible for a scholarship plus discounts at famed establishment. I hope that includes the Hilton Hotel and the Kodak Theater (If you really know me, you know what I am pointing out).

2. A Razzie membership

Being a Razzie voter is my way to defy AMPAS. Plus, I’ll get to nominate and vote for Sandra Bullock every year. Make it a lifetime membership so that Sandy will get nominated for as long as I live…or she lives, whoever has a shorter future lifespan. XD

3. A chalk holder…

…that is, if I get my job as a teacher. A few days ago, I discovered what a chalk holder does and my hand is very comfortable with it. I am so going to need it when I teach.

4. A Meryl Streep DVD

Which one? I still don’t know yet, but most probably Fantastic Mr. Fox. It’s my favorite Meryl movie so far (yes, above Julie and Julia, Prada and It’s Complicated). It’s possible that I’ll finally buy a Prada and Mamma Mia! DVD. I don’t know yet. But I’m certain that I’ll buy a DVD.

5. Unlimited internet subscription

Yes! And I can do that now that I’ll be having a job! Woo hooo!

Any thoughts about the list?

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